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The Personal Notes and Views, Of A Dyslexic, Who has achieved a BA Print Media Degree, About The English Language!




The Personal Notes and Views
Of A Dyslexic
Who has achieved a BA Print Media degree 
About The English Language!
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And "NO",
I do not want to “subscribe” to your "higher standards" of English use!
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I am far too “Common”. “Arrogant”, “Narcissistic” and “Ignorant” to ever agree to that!
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Mutare non est meum, Mother Fuckers!
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It is especially annoying when someone is posting about a lost pet, something that has been stolen, or suicidal thoughts etc, and some ass hat pulls them up on spelling or grammar. 
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As if that is somehow more important than the initial content.
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 EG, 
"My mother just died, She passed away last night. She loved this crowd and your all invited to the funeral," 
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When this sort of thing is posted, the last thing anyone needs is someone replying with the comment,
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 "You meant, ‘You're,’ my dear"
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And yes, This sort of totally inappropriately timed crap happens far more often than any normal reasonable person would like to think it does! 

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"I liked You're above meme." 
"I hope Your able to like mine in return." 
"Your going to have to excuse the poor sentence structure." 
"But," 
"As I often say," 
“SCREW MY GRAMMAR!”

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Despite my big-ish words 
I was Illiterate due to severe dyslexia until 11 

How did I learn to read and Love academia 
The answer 
Enough people stopped being supportive 
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Enough people told me to accept that I could NEVER EVER do it! 

Some of us are "Like That", Nuts!.
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“The definition of insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results”

Albert Einstein.

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“I am a Mad Sad Bunny and I am way too far gone to gone a crap!”

Rat Lombot.

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“Shmoo!”

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I tend to write "In character" rather than actually, being "Me". 
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Because if you say (for example) a shitty anti-environmental thing that makes 1 person so angry that they volunteer to clean a beach that Sunday morning, Then I have made the world a very slightly better place! 
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David Spade and Richard Harris play misogynist womanisers so well on-screen in sitcoms because they find that type of man so abhorrent in real life. 
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They wear the "Masks" to comment and report on a broken world!
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If you preach to someone face they "turn off" 
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If you come at them from the side with disarming humour you might get a crowbar in that heart of theirs and make a very small change. 
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(EG Jonathan Swift, "a modest proposal")
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Not only, do I always expect the crap!
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I get pre-prepared for it every time.
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I have a set of Cut N Paste responses ready to throw up, that I make after every individual creation.
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Because most people are that obvious and predictable.
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(Some of the time they are not even "people" from the relevant page I am posting on! For I have a merry band of fun cyberstalkers who don't like me!)
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At what point would I quit my blog or just stop writing in general
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Exactly what would it take to shut me the hell up?
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What level of failure would I need?
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10
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If only 1 in 10 site hits is actually ever read.
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Then 10 hits equal only 1 singe actual reader.
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So if I have less than 10 hits a day on average then the writing is no longer worth my time and effort.
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So we are talking having to have less than 300 hits a month.
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So here is my deal with the world.
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If I ever get less than 300 hits registered on the 1st of a month for 3 months in a row,
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Then I will do us all a favour and stop trying!
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Then I will “SHUT THE HELL UP!”
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Deal?
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I can't say fairer than that!!
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There is a good reason why
"A modest proposal"
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J Swift.
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This is why I emulate J Swift now in all the satire I write.
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The emotional ink of my text is written in the tears of an enraged clown!
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I went from barely being able to read to achieve this level of literacy (see below) despite a level of dyslexia so extreme I could not attend a regular school.
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Like most kids with this level of difficulty, I went along the general road of simply shrugging and saying,
“I can’t do this,”
“I am a bit thick.”
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Whenever I was called stupid I just believed and went along with it!
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Those around me tried their best to show love and help.
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Despite all the support and encouragement, people tried to give me, I was happy to accept the way things were.
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Then one day at about age 10,
I was in a very bad mood.
No special reason,
I just got out of bed the wrong side that day.
And on this day.
One random person,
Said that one time too many,
That I was “thick”,
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And a deep rage sparked in me that has powered me ever since.
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Most people fall apart and give up when torn down all the time.
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Most people only achieve with love and support.
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I learned something very important about myself.
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I am a weirdo.
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Giving me encouragement, love and support,
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Too much kudos, flattery and success will slaughter my impetus to keep trying.
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That sort of shit that rises up others, simply breaks me, instead!
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I have to avoid such comfy luxury cushions of life if I want to feel alive and live!
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I need to push against resistance!
I need anger to fuel me!
I need the rage and the fight!
I need the opposition to drive me onwards.
I need a War or I will suffocate in the peace.
Not just in literacy!
In all things!
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(Which, unfortunately, for a brief time, created an immature “attraction” to “participation” in physical violence.)
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I need to stand on the precipice and scream my defiant rage and the oncoming darkening sky.
I must scream at the storm until I bleed and drown in my own throat blood!
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The more likely I am to achieve something the less interested I am in doing it!
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I want to,
Need to,
Face the completely futile.
The lost causes,
Not the achievable ones!
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I have no interest in fights real or figurative that I can possibly win!
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What may break others,
has a strange opposite effect on me.
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I don’t know why.
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(As I said, a weirdo.)
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