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I was (and still am) A Married Man out drinking,
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The Story Of
The Free Chocolate Flavoured Condom
.I was (and still am) A Married Man out drinking,
I was about 35 at the time, so 10 year-ish ago.
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A pretty young woman 18-20-year-old says,
“Look What I Found”
Then she shows me this Condom and says that it is a Chocolate flavoured one.
Then she offers it to me.
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I say
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(Not many good stories happen to start with, “I was eating a salad!”)
.A pretty young woman 18-20-year-old says,
“Look What I Found”
Or
“Look what I have”
(It is 10 years ago and I was drunk so the specifics are a little blurred.)
.Then she shows me this Condom and says that it is a Chocolate flavoured one.
Then she offers it to me.
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I say
"thanks”
and put it in my pocket.
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And I think what a cool, nice, generous girl giving me a free chocolate condom!
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30 minutes later she looks annoyed and says something along the lines of,
A bit puzzled, I reply,
Then I run into a standard joke monologue about, how the first person that can create a pill that makes sperm chocolate flavoured will make a fortune!
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Not thinking anything else about it I eventually go home a pass out on the couch.
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Next evening the wife asked how my night out was.
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I say it was fine,
Then I remember to tell her about this nice cool chick that gave me a free chocolate condom that she had found!
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My wife smiles and nods, we chat a little more, then life moves on.
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Fast forward a few weeks,
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I and my wife were both at a party, and she had a bit to drink.
As these things do, the group starts talking about relationships, sex and the general nature of infidelity.
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It is only then, that my wife kind of half brags and half make fun of me.
She tells the story of my night out and the free chocolate condom.
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She laughingly says that unlike many women she knows I will not be unfaithful.
Based on what a dumb ass I am when it comes to reading signals from other women!
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My reply,
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And I think what a cool, nice, generous girl giving me a free chocolate condom!
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30 minutes later she looks annoyed and says something along the lines of,
“If you are not going to use that condom, I'll have it back, It would be a shame to waste it!”
.A bit puzzled, I reply,
“Of course I'll use it, I don’t think me and my wife have tried using one of those before,”
.Then I run into a standard joke monologue about, how the first person that can create a pill that makes sperm chocolate flavoured will make a fortune!
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Not thinking anything else about it I eventually go home a pass out on the couch.
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Next evening the wife asked how my night out was.
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I say it was fine,
Then I remember to tell her about this nice cool chick that gave me a free chocolate condom that she had found!
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My wife smiles and nods, we chat a little more, then life moves on.
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Fast forward a few weeks,
.
I and my wife were both at a party, and she had a bit to drink.
As these things do, the group starts talking about relationships, sex and the general nature of infidelity.
.
It is only then, that my wife kind of half brags and half make fun of me.
She tells the story of my night out and the free chocolate condom.
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She laughingly says that unlike many women she knows I will not be unfaithful.
Based on what a dumb ass I am when it comes to reading signals from other women!
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My reply,
“I only Never notice, simply because, I am not even looking out for it! That is how I know that I am truly happily Married!”
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NUFF SAID!
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